Friday, October 22, 2004

Fuck Bitches, Get Money

Hiya boys, long time no write huh? Well yes I've been neglecting you but it's been for a very good reason, I've been too busy having fun!! I, your perfect Princess, have been doing something I never thought I'd do, even for a little while. I gave up control for a couple of months to a group of girlies who are now my sorority sisters! YAAAAAYYYY! Princess Crissy is now an official sorority chick and my sophomore (right now), junior and senior years in college are going to be so kick ass! I didn't even join for the party factor, I'm so fucking hot I can get into any party or any bar on my own. I have always loved the bond and the sexual playfulness I saw when one of my girlfriends introduced me to the girls, and since my mother is a member of the same sorority, it was destined for me to join! I'm so happy that I made it through, I'm a stubborn feisty bitch and it was hard as hell having to hold my tongue. I can't divulge any of my rites of passage, but I'll just say that all my sisters are FUCKING HOT and we are the baddest bitches in the world! I told my sisters what I did, pussy whipping you loser boys on the phone, and now I have 16 new threesome-mates for naughty two way humiliation calls. you boys will love them, I guarantee! Now that my life is back to normal, you boys need to make sure you give me all your cash, because I've got soooo much playing to do it's ridulous. Don't it just suck being you, a boring blah in the house every night? Ahhh, too bad, heeheehee!

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Weekend of amazing SEX!

Hey lil prick puppets. I know you missed me this weekend, but I couldn't even move, my nerve endings were tingling so much. I spent the entire weekend with Justin having the most mindblowing amazing sex I've had in a long time! We just went at it like crazy after this little tiff we had and we couldn't fuckin stop! My toes curled, I came too many times to count and I even got an ass cramp from all the positions we slipped into. God, his cock is so good it put Me into an orgasmic coma and I've been sleeping all day today since I didn't get ANY sleep over the weekend. HAHA! I'm up for a quick second and then I'll be going back to bed, so I decided to let you horndogs know how well your Princess has been getting fucked. And since you couldn't talk to me, except for one lucky loser who called me during a sex intermission, I'll give you some stiffy inspiration to keep you HOT for Me till I'm on again tomorrow.

We were arguing on the phone and Bri was over at my place laughing at us. Justin finally got so frustrated (yes, I was being a bitch to him, but he pissed me off) so he was like "Crissy, I've gotta go, I'll talk to you la" and before he could get out the full sentence, I hung up on his ass. Bri was laughing, telling me what an evil bitch I was and that I shouldn't be so mean to him. I was like "Whatever, his nose is so wide open for me that I could slap his mommy and he's still beg to eat my pussy!" And Bri knows I am so right about that. Anyways, I hear this knock on the door about 15 minutes later and it's Justin, standing there with some wimpy ass little flowers he picked up from the fucking grocery store on the way over. I looked at him like he was crazy and let him in, minus the shitty flowers. He came in and we went to the back for what I thought would just be a few minutes. Bri was in the front room watching TV and I'm sure prolly listening to us argue cuz we were kinda loud. I was sick of arguing with him and I was ready to get back to hanging with Bri so I turned to walk out of the room and he grabbed me and pulled me back in and laid this huge kiss on me. It was so intense and then he picks me up before I could say anything and throws me on the bed and pulls off my shorts. He pushes my thighs apart and slides my panties to the side and starts sucking on my pussy, it was like he was so hungry for it he didn't even take the time to get my panties off. I don't know how long Bri stayed out there, but the poor girl, I forgot all about her being there as I was getting the pussy palace worshipped. The pent up anger must have just unleashed in both of us because I was ripping off his shirt while he was sucking my clitty and he ruined my thong panties by ripping them off my body. He picked me up again and flipped me other on my tummy and I heard him taking his pants off. He grabbed my legs and slid his face underneath me and started licking my pussy again and after I came all over his face I flipped over and sucked his cock in a sloppy wet 69. I went from pissed to horny as fuck in 5 seconds flat! He picked me up and sat me on his cock and we had a rough quickie for about 20 minutes until we both came all over each other, then we just feel back on the bed and laughed over the stupid argument we had. It was so fucking hot and when we fucked the 2nd time that day, Keith called my cell..oopsie! Sometimes it be's that way!

Kisses,
Princess Crissy





Saturday, July 24, 2004

ooops, I did it again


Sorry boysluts, I missed a few calls tonight on my own line and on niteflirt, but I was out having fun so that should make you happy even though you missed me. I went to the city tonight (I'm in the suburbs of Chicago, not in the heart of the city) with a couple of my friends and we played pool and flirted our asses off at this new sports bar. It was so much fun, boys were begging to buy us drinks and stumbling over themselves to talk to us!! Me, Nikki and Bri were by far the sexiest girls in there, most of the other hags were old and sloppy or dressed like total whores, which are a dime a dozen. Some of these bitches were just putting themselves out there like "look at me, pay attention to me, think I’m sexy, want me"..ummm, pathetic! Needless to say, were we all pretty buzzed but Keith’s uncle owns a limo company, so we get a car whenever we don’t feel like driving or getting a designated driver. After pool (hey losers, Princess Crissy won $300 at pool! Well, I won $375 total but lost $75 to a lucky bastard) we went to this house party that Justin’s friend was throwing (I’m such a bad girl, but Keith’s uncle wasn't driving so no biggie! HAHAHAHAHAHA!) and hung out there for a few hours. Justin was so clingy and there was some fine ass guys in there, especially this black guy I'd met briefly before named Omar. Omar looks like a 6'4" Taye Diggs, YUMMY! And he was wearing these kinda tight khakis so his dick bulge was so obvious and so enticing. I’m gonna fuck that sexy motherfucka very soon, just because I can! Bri hooked up with a cutie that goes to my school, I’ve seen him around and he seems cool but he seems like a dingy blond guy so I think she just wants him for sex. Nothing wrong with that, the pretty girls always get dick from the sexiest guys while the ugly girls sit at home and dream about it. May as well give them a sex life to idolize! I flirted with Omar as much as I could, but I was so tipsy I didn’t want to say something I’d regret like "Pull out that big black dick so I can see if it’s as big as I think it is!" I’ll save that line for a one on one party with him, which is a cinch for a cutie like Me! So now I’m still wired from dancing and drinking and fucking with the limo driver, plus we stopped by IHOP and I don’t wanna sleep on a full tummy. Now that I’ve graced you dingleberries with my words, I’m off to watch Eurotrip before bed.

Kisses,

Princess Crissy


Wednesday, July 21, 2004

oink oink piggy


Sorry boysluts, I missed a few calls tonight on my own line and on niteflirt, but I was out having fun so that should make you happy even though you missed me. I went to the city tonight (I'm in the suburbs of Chicago, not in the heart of the city) with a couple of my friends and we played pool and flirted our asses off at this new sports bar. It was so much fun, boys were begging to buy us drinks and stumbling over themselves to talk to us!! Me, Nikki and Bri were by far the sexiest girls in there, most of the other hags were old and sloppy or dressed like total whores, which are a dime a dozen. Some of these bitches were just putting themselves out there like "look at me, pay attention to me, think I’m sexy, want me"..ummm, pathetic! Needless to say, were we all pretty buzzed but Keith’s uncle owns a limo company, so we get a car whenever we don’t feel like driving or getting a designated driver. After pool (hey losers, Princess Crissy won $300 at pool! Well, I won $375 total but lost $75 to a lucky bastard) we went to this house party that Justin’s friend was throwing (I’m such a bad girl, but Keith’s uncle wasn't driving so no biggie! HAHAHAHAHAHA!) and hung out there for a few hours. Justin was so clingy and there was some fine ass guys in there, especially this black guy I'd met briefly before named Omar. Omar looks like a 6'4" Taye Diggs, YUMMY! And he was wearing these kinda tight khakis so his dick bulge was so obvious and so enticing. I’m gonna fuck that sexy motherfucka very soon, just because I can! Bri hooked up with a cutie that goes to my school, I’ve seen him around and he seems cool but he seems like a dingy blond guy so I think she just wants him for sex. Nothing wrong with that, the pretty girls always get dick from the sexiest guys while the ugly girls sit at home and dream about it. May as well give them a sex life to idolize! I flirted with Omar as much as I could, but I was so tipsy I didn’t want to say something I’d regret like "Pull out that big black dick so I can see if it’s as big as I think it is!" I’ll save that line for a one on one party with him, which is a cinch for a cutie like Me! So now I’m still wired from dancing and drinking and fucking with the limo driver, plus we stopped by IHOP and I don’t wanna sleep on a full tummy. Now that I’ve graced you dingleberries with my words, I’m off to watch Eurotrip before bed.

Kisses,

Princess Crissy


Tuesday, July 20, 2004

what lucky boys


Hey losers, Princess graced two lucky boys last night with the thrill of their lives...well, one boy was more thrilled than the other. Justin came over last night and I decided to keep both my phones on, I was curious to see who would luck up and call. One little idiot called me on Keen just as Justin was pulling off My panties, but as soon as I said 'Hello' the little one minute announcement came on, so he was a two time loser, I didn't even let him know I was about to have my pussy tongue fucked. So a few minutes later I got a direct call from a client had only called me a few times before I took off this summer. Anyhoo, he was so excited to hear a little of me and Justin's fuck fun that he was giggling and trying to make requests on what he wanted Justin to do to me. I told him to shut the fuck up and I put him on speaker and basically ignored him while me and Justin got busy. We really weren't talkin much, just a lot of kissing, laughing, sucking and slapping sounds. Then it got really good and I started moaning and telling him to fuck me deeper. I forgot about Eddy until I heard him let out this high pitched groan and then the dial tone. We couldn't help but to laugh at that and a few hours later Eddy called back to leave me a $30 tip...well, actually he wanted to see if Justin was still there, but then he left me the tip. I won't be doing this often, but every now and then I like to let my callers listen in.

Monday, July 19, 2004

p.s. from Princess Crissy


Or should say p.c., which stands for pissy cunt.

Some little bitchy hag is crying that I copied her even though I had MY WEBSITE & MY PHOTOS up first, a loong time ago. In fact, I had BOTH of my sites up first, I didn't like the name of my original website last year so I created a new one but the original name is still up and it forwards to this one. So now the little cunt rag doesn’t like the fact I came to Keen to promote myself, tough shit. I’ve kept quiet this far, despite the threatening emails the thing has sent Me or the crap the thing has posted about me, I just laughed it off because it’s funny how deranged some chicks get when they have no life. But today the slander went too far so I had to speak up. C'mon retard, if someone posts stolen copyrited stuff on their site, the person who owns said property has legal backing to have it removed...and that's OBVIOUSLY not the case...HAHA, your 'hoodwinked' lie doesn't even make sense, it just makes you look like a silly lil bitch who let some made-up client use you like a cheap whore. My clients of A YEAR OR MORE love Me…new clients I get from Keen will love Me and I have every intention of continuing my business, so get a grip nut case!

Now fuck off and kiss the Princess Pucker bitch!



Muah!

The Original Princess Crissy

She returns to the throne


Hello my little bitches, your Princess has returned to the throne. I know you've missed me bunches but I had a family emergency to deal with at the beggining of July, and it stressed me out sooo much that I needed an impromptu vacation afterward. Keith took Me to Aspen Colorado for a little relaxation and we stayed at this amazing spa resort...yummy!! I got the works, hydration treatments, facials and full body wraps, I experimented with all kinds of different massages (the best were hot stone and shiatsu) and I even tried accupuncture, which was a little freaky, but fun! And of course I shopped and skiied and fucked like crazy, it was a nice get away, especially before classes start again in August. We got back friday and I just vegged out some more, because it really is hard work being this perfect! So now that My little break is over, I expect you pussy whipped puppies to resume your doting duties and gimme gimme gimme, your money, your attention, your stiffies, cuz I know ya love Me!
Justin, or "my dick on the side" as some of you know him, may come over later so you pervs might get lucky because I'll raise my rates and let you listen in on how a REAL man makes a girl feel...hahaha! For those that don't know Justin, he's like pure adrenaline in the form of a thick 8 1/2 dick...and he's such a little freak, he'll do anything I tell him to do and he'll do it anywhere I tell him to do it. I get a lot crazier with him than I do with Keith because Keith knows just about everyone in my family and all my friends, so when it's time to get wild, I prefer the fucktoy. Plus his cock is thicker which makes my pussy, the treasure you sluts covet, so happy!
I'm so pissed I've been missing 'The Simple Life' all summer, it sucks that I have only seen 2 episodes and I think the season is almost over, so when it comes out on DVD I'll definitely be adding it to my wishlist. Ok losers, your Princess is officially stress free and ready to work over and fuck over My little pussy puppets!

Kisses,
Princess Crissy



Thursday, June 24, 2004

Ahhhh...


Ummmm, just woke up to breakfast in bed, strawberries, grapefruit and bagels from my boyfriend Keith...he’s so sweet. Yesterday was our 1 year anniversary, so he took me to see a play and have dinner downtown and then he hung out all night watching movies and kissing and licking ice cream off each other (mostly him licking me…hahaha). So this morning I wake up to a brand new Compaq laptop since my old one died and that’s what I’m writing on now…I’m very happy!

Today we’re going swimming and to play some basketball while the sun’s out, so it will be late night only calls for me tonight…so you boys save it up until you call me!

p.s.
Don’t forget to vote for my site on all the toplists I am…I know you love your Princess and you want to make me smile…LOL

Kisses,
Princess Crissy